It’s halfway through April and this has all accumulated tonight… WTF.
Get ready for the Disney movies, people.
So I’m reading the article and then this:
For example, there is the tale of a maiden who escapes a witch by transforming herself into a pond. The witch then lies on her stomach and drinks all the water, swallowing the young girl, who uses a knife to cut her way out of the witch.
German fairytales are so brutal. (I love that)
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
my favourite part of maths is learning a new thing and being like “oh so thAT’S what that button is for” on the calculator
an entire nonverbal conversation in a pair of shrugs
you guys are married
This made my whole entire day omg
Aluminum foil keeps cats off counters